Pick up lines for Nick's B-day...

If these don't help him get a woman...NOTHING will!


You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

AND Austin's favorite... Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away!!